Sadly, I must inform readers that a cruel joke has been perpetrated on the Clan. Despite clandestine retrieval efforts, our magnificent majolica urn, the treasure of The Haiku, has been ruined. Our diminished prize was anonymously returned to the Chamber in an unmarked package. The photo below – apparently taken on Valentine’s Day – miserum memoratu – was included.
I will detail our team’s diligent but unsuccessful attempts to restore our prize intact. For now, Shock precludes any additional commentary.